Jess Goal

A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.

Eww that was such a Jess Goal.

by Ron Mexico504 April 8, 2013

Set Your Goals

A pop-punk/melodic hardcore band from San Francisco, CA. Unlike most other pop-"punk" bands like Fall Out Boy or Paramore, they actually have a punk sound. Their instrumentation is a little sloppy, they're far from overproduced, but that just makes their music more endearing. They have craploads of passion, youthful abandon, strong DIY mentality, and are a fresh breath of air in the stagnant pop friendly punk world.

Set Your Goals is an amazing band

by M Bilan July 5, 2008

Go ahead goal

The goal that puts the scoring team ahead in a game(breaking a tie). Commonly heard during soccer matches and hockey games.

"The game was tied 2-2, but Messi scored the go ahead goal in the 89th minute."

by elusivelattice May 13, 2009

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

Dennis Gonzalves

Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.

Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.

by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006

lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

by supye March 26, 2010

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015