Gonera

A condition when your dick withers up like a Mrs. sunshine rasin and eventually departs from its former owner

A kid in our class recently contracted gonera. RIP his 🍆

by KahootKid March 30, 2019

Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

Mary Garner

a tribal penguin who is and expert at lipsticking in the moonlight. she has over two hundred baby penguins abandoned on the shore of California.

Mary Garner: an ancient penguin with wrinkles

by MADTLINE September 26, 2010

the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments

A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.

by aw847 May 8, 2016

myth goner

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.

What the fuck is a myth goner

by iOrphic October 9, 2017

Dirty Garner

A Dirty Garner is when you stuff you dick in peanut butter and then lick it off with any family member.

Hey anyone here want to have a dirty garner.

by Somebody living on planetEarth October 21, 2020

gonner

no longer existing, about to expire, die or be gone.

Good thing my fella's loaned me some g's to repay or else im a gonner

by where_d_Bs_at December 26, 2011