Gooseball

Silly in a funny way, often unintentionally

He's a gooseball, always playing

He may look like a gooseball in public but he's actually quite shrewd

by Tigyana December 18, 2023

Gooseneck

A dick that is very long and very skinny at the same time.

Girl chat- “so, have a good time with rob last night?”
“Yes but no, he kept stabbing me in the uterus with that gooseneck dick of his!”

by Andy Slate February 16, 2024

Goosenbock

A goosenbock is a particularly dense, self-assured fool, blending the flappy, oblivious energy of a silly goose with the stubborn, heady weight of a strong bock beer. Typically used to describe a dimwit from Ottawa, Ontario, a goosenbock speaks with unearned confidence, misses the obvious by a country mile, and barrels through conversations with all the subtlety of a tipsy waterfowl convinced it is the smartest bird on the Rideau. Equal parts harmlessly ridiculous and quietly exhausting, the goosenbock is not malicious, just impressively wrong, loudly so, and utterly immune to correction.

Quinn leaned back, misinformed and beaming, confidently lecturing everyone on cooking despite clearly knowing nothing about it, the unmistakable posture of a goosenbock in full bloom.

by JohnVanDone88 February 2, 2026

Goombacky

The ass of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. series

Damn she's a fine bitch! I'd wacky her goombacky any day!

by Alex Wumbo April 4, 2025

Ghostback

To reappear in someone's messages or life after ghosting them—acting like nothing ever happened. Usually done without apology, explanation, or shame.

A ghostbacker disappears like a ghost… and returns like a notification.

Don’t ghostback me now just because you’re bored.

by Poraan June 8, 2025