Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

butter golem

A fat, stout person.

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around

by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

Alex Golembiewski

Form of Dick Head ass hole, who thinks he's really good at Native American game known as lacrosse. Compleatly false

I thought the Alex Golembiewski would be good on my team because of his hippy haircut, but i was wrong

by The Rich yard November 30, 2011

goobed

very high.

bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure

by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011

Goober/Goobery

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.

Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah

by tedswerth April 28, 2021

Gomolemo

A kind person who can make any and everyone laugh. Is a very outgoing and friendly person who cares for others and who gives great advice. This type of person loves drama but doesnt like being involved in drama and is not afraid to fight for whats right. Sometimes this person will keep quiet about certain things to try and not cause problems that will end up involving them.

1: Did you hear about Gomolemo

2: No

1: People say Gomolemo is nice

2: Oh really, I now wanna be friends with that person

1: Same

by That person everyon loves November 22, 2021