Skip to main content

The Gojo

When you blindfold your partner with a black garment and cum copiously in their hair until it is all white.
We were watching Jiujitsu Kaisen last night together and my girl kept saying how sexy gojo was so I gave her The Gojo
by ParkTandem August 10, 2021
mugGet the The Gojo mug.

Gondor

A kingdom of Middle Earth in the parallel dimension and world to ours. Known for its castle with a pointy cliff tower thing which looks like a mashed in adams apple, it peers in sight to Mordor. Giving the history between the two kingdoms alot of people who lived on the border close to Mordor would have to sacrifice a greased up tea cup pig, a 3 legged goat, and stomp a smurf in order to get Gondor to protect them. Once Gondor received these gifts they would send 1 Calvary company. If 2 smurfs were stomped then they would send the entire Calvary Division. No one understands the hatred Gondor had of smurfs but it was there nonetheless.

While the Elves sodomized the Dwarves, Gondor did the same to the Hobbits. They used Hobbits for underground sex slave trades. They also forced Hobbits and Dwarves to mate to produce an unholy offspring called Dwarbbits to use as a work force. Dwarbbits couldn't speak so it was Gondor's loop hole around labor laws of that time.

All of Middle Earth had a grudge on Gondor though because they were the reason for Mordor coming back to power in the first place. Kings of Gondor were known for giving in to peer pressure. Also, the Kings had a fettish with shiny objects and didn't like to lose jewelry which is how Middle Earth got so F'd up to begin with.
The Kingdom of Gondor made money off the sex slave trade.
by The Informant99 January 7, 2012
mugGet the Gondor mug.
Related Words
Gonjo gonjohn Gojo gongoozlers gojo satoru gondola gonja GODJOEY Gondor Gojoed

Gongo Bongo

Subtle way of saying gang bang in front of the person you intend on having it with, without their prior knowledge. whether it be two or more men/women teaming up on a woman/man, or a group of friends that know they all have the easy in with a certain individual.

Originated in San Antonio, TX
Guy 1: yo I just got a text from homegirl!

Guy 2: I just got one too!

Both: GONGO BONGO!

Or

Girl 1: Hi I'm (name goes here)
This is my friend (name goes here)

Girl 2: Hi there.

Guy: would you ladies like a drink?

Both girls aloud to eachother: Gongo Bongo!
by Winston Sirtrill January 16, 2011
mugGet the Gongo Bongo mug.

Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.
"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."
by Anichka October 11, 2020
mugGet the Gongoozler mug.

gojō satoru

1. The most beautiful, handsome, & powerful man in all the universes.

2. The love of my life.

3. Big dick daddy.

4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.
Gojō Satoru can have my throat.

Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.

That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.
by Yanca November 24, 2020
mugGet the gojō satoru mug.

Gojotard

Someone who overly overrate "Jujutsu Kaisen" who are usually a homosexual that wants to fuck the character "Gojo"
"This Gojotard can't read!"
by Ericvayne April 27, 2021
mugGet the Gojotard mug.

GODJOEY

by Dude July 9, 2004
mugGet the GODJOEY mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email