goive

to not care

i goive about my toyetime

by Old Wok April 22, 2003

gaiter

A gay waiter. They're pretty common, might as well give them a name.

"Helloooo there, I'm Sebastian and I'll be your gaiter this evening."

by Vinny J. March 15, 2010

2012 goatee

growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.

Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...

Ex 2:

Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???

by vicehpm January 14, 2010

neck gaiter and mug

What Urban Dictionary wants you to buy

- I just bought the neck gaiter and mug for the word "ahcieuckzjcurugoboxhebfkd"
- Are you serious man

by QwertyManWasTaken June 20, 2021

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

Goise

goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.

when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"

by Goiserclause September 8, 2007