goochalism

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

gooch raisin

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.

Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.

by BEANSS June 3, 2017

Gichi

Means bitch, slut. Same word as yanhan, yasha.

Gichii mini bi alna shu-I will kill you, slut (usually refers to female, or weak people)

by ガントゥグス December 12, 2021

split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015

gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.

Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!

by The Padre October 19, 2009

Gooch

The bit of skin in between your ball sack and your ass hole.

I put my hands down my pants and played with my gooch hairs

by Kaylas Eddie June 10, 2017

gooch

the region between your asshole and your balls

ah, man my gooch hurts

by akdasadasd May 6, 2012