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Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
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Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself
Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed
by ASAP Gwala January 10, 2020
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Goofed

My brother shouted "dude are you fucking goofed again?" when he saw me on the roof with a bong in my hand.
by Moorjou411 December 2, 2020
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i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it
"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."
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goofed.goober

A new instagram memer who lives in Canada and has a good page, and he likes to interact with his fans.
Have you dmed @goofed.goober yet? He always responds!
by jfjeidjfkfe April 18, 2018
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Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.
Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."
by Dudeical March 20, 2016
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Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.
Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?
by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015
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