goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004

Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008

Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

goat

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009

GOAT

An acronym meaning Greatest (G) Of (O) All (A) Time (T). It is usually used to describe someone or something as being the best compared to anything else. (Typically used in a sarcastic manner)

Queen Bey is the GOAT
Ketchup is the GOAT of condiments

by MajesticDullness August 28, 2020

Goat

Gyrating Orgasm After Tea

Yo you ever had that goat. London be like a goat farm.

by JD yo April 15, 2017