goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Notch Goals

When you really want to have sex with someone you always wanted to so you try to make that happen.

Damn i need to smash Erica, She's Notch Goals!

by donelflow March 23, 2022

Squad Goals

When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.

Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.

by CelebrityDame May 11, 2016

squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.

Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.

by raging cunt August 8, 2016

Relationship Goals

A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.

OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!

by ctrey97 April 9, 2015

Couple Goals

Courtney and Eloise

Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals

by QueendomAppreciation June 4, 2020

On goals

When you try to explain to your mom what "on fleek" mean and "goals" so she says, "So I am on goals?"

"Wow Taylor, you are literally on goals."

by grungeXstylist May 31, 2015