just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Old Goat

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.

Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat

by Darkwroth July 28, 2017

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

by jet-x June 8, 2009

Goat Cheese Omelette

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019

curry goat

When an Indian girl cums so hard she creams herself. (The curry refers to her cum and the goat refers to her vagina).

After I gave Ali Baba multiple orgasms, she laid there with a curry goat and a smile.

by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Body Goals

When someone has a body that you admire and perhaps aspire to have.

OMG she is body goals af!

(see definition for AF)

by Bodygoalsaf April 26, 2017