augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 30, 2010

gloppy

adj. portainting to something that has a thick, chunky consistancy, making a glopping sound when poured

"This is really gloppy soup."

by Lunarose October 21, 2003

gloop

(noun) A vaginal discharge that occurs after sexual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the vaginal lips. It has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit

After sexual intercourse, Sarah had gloop hanging from her vagina but quickly pulled her up pants and said "it will dry"

by Gregory C March 22, 2008

goopy

stupid,dopey,braindead
From polish word glupi (silent L) meaning stupid

after smoking a joint dave felt very goopy

by cornerstone May 22, 2008

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020