Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

Elevator Glitch

An 'elevator glitch' is a computer game term. Mainly used for online multiplayer games, whereby, a player/avatar leaves the 'game areana' or map floating vertically (as if in an invisible elevator)by means that the developer clearly didn't intend.

whilst during a call of duty modern warfare 2 game, finding a spot whereby the charcter crawls in between an object which will not allow him to stand up, then moves slighty so they are between the point the can stand and cannot stand. Thus an Elevator Glitch occurs floating the charcter into the air.

foor good visual examples, search youtube.

by the elevator king. November 25, 2009

glastonbury

The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.

I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.

by bohochick April 6, 2007

Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.

Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"

by Sir Mango September 1, 2020

Glastonbury

The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.

My life started at Glastonbury

by Quetzalli August 23, 2004

Gliott

refers to the technique of using "Dax" brand hair pomade as a lubricant to allow insertion of ones own digit into the anus while masturbating.

Todd poked a hole in himself while trying to use the "gliott" technique for masturbating and had to be rushed to the E.R.!

by Genn Richards October 3, 2007

Gilsten

The perfect relationship filled with love. Soulmates. Newlyweds.

I wish I wish gilsten.

by Singlelady March 9, 2009