by Glitter Herpes December 18, 2008
Get the Glerpees mug.A dive tackle with the effect of collapsing the victim's spine in on itself. This act is often performed as a sign of deep affection for another, though the spine-collapsing is often averted through the user putting their feet on the floor after diving, instead of just crushing right down through you. If guys ever glomp they often receive strange looks which contain deep fear. (Expressions of pain, if they forgot to put their feet on the floor.)
"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."
"That's because I was glomped."
by Takuna May 14, 2008
Get the Glomp mug.Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P
"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012
Get the Glomping mug.A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.
Often in tackle form.
by The real Soup February 21, 2009
Get the glomp mug.by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007
Get the glompage mug.n. a complaint which is disguised as an attempt to flaunt one's wealth, success, education, connections or social prestige
The setting: An expensive lunch place in Manhattan.
Blonde woman in a sable coat draped on her shoulders fiddling with a 15 carat emerald ring: "My ex-husband took my kids for Christmas by NetJet to Lyford Cay, while I have to sit around by myself in my apartment staring at the snow in Central Park."
The woman's friend, a dapper, older gay man, totally faking empathy: "I feel so badly for you, sweetie" (and actually thinking, WTF, yet another glamplaint coming out of her tacky mouth).
Blonde woman in a sable coat draped on her shoulders fiddling with a 15 carat emerald ring: "My ex-husband took my kids for Christmas by NetJet to Lyford Cay, while I have to sit around by myself in my apartment staring at the snow in Central Park."
The woman's friend, a dapper, older gay man, totally faking empathy: "I feel so badly for you, sweetie" (and actually thinking, WTF, yet another glamplaint coming out of her tacky mouth).
by Allworthy September 30, 2012
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