glad-vaging

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023

glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 21, 2017

sports glad

Wasted, trashed, bamboozled, crunk.

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?

by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 20, 2019

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 08, 2020

Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see April 19, 2018