gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 17, 2004

garganchuan

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker

Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk

by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008

gargantumudgeonous

gargantumudgeonous - adj. having a poor attitude like the fat bitch that got picked on all her damn life and gotta grudge against every damn thing, a combo of gargantuan and curmudgeon

That gargantumudgeonous bitch need to lay the fuck up off me before I lipo slap the hoe.

by Tony Tone! March 2, 2011

Gargan

The kind of hair that grows in your nose and spreads all around your face. Commonly had be Sarahs

"Sarah is having a lot of gargan lately

by GallifreyZero April 2, 2013

garganta

something to exclaim when laughing hysterically

hahahahahahah!!! garganta?

by Lisa November 7, 2002

Gargandouche

When calling someone a "total douche bag" or a "giant douche" just doesn't seem to encompass the magnitude of "doucheness" portrayed by any certain individual, they then can be defined as a "gargandouche." Short for GARGANTUOUS DOUCHE BAG.

Did you see Jack's new myspace page? What a gargandouche.

by munkybuns March 5, 2009

flargan glargan

Def.

1. an exclamation used only when your friend is texting on your phone and wont tell you who or what they're talking about.

2. the side of the part where its impossible not to laugh if someone squeezes.

3. a HUGE cock

4. complete nonense used to confuse people.

Ex.

1. FLARGAN GLARGAN!!!! Steve stop your shananigins and show me who your talking to it's really starting to piss me off.

2. LMFAO steve stop fondling my flargan glargan.

3. a: Sean put your flargan glargan away it's scaring the children.
b: Bitch suck my flargan glargan.

4. Flargan glargan marvin plagatan moof flamingo sandwhich hardboneychicken

by Babo11 October 8, 2008