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Gargan originates from the xan-snorting, snobby streets of the Upper East Side to describe how fat someone is. Eventually the trendy young adults created another word that rooted from their original, Garg, which is typically used as a more energetic synonym of binge-eating.
"That kid Dan is so gargan, he just ate two pies of pizza..."
"Do you wanna garg 100 chicken nuggets with me tn?"
Gargan by garganman June 10, 2017
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The kind of hair that grows in your nose and spreads all around your face. Commonly had be Sarahs
"Sarah is having a lot of gargan lately
Gargan by GallifreyZero April 2, 2013

Jamie gargan 

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money
‘Man being cool
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”
Jamie gargan by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020
A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020
Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.
Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap
Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010