Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020