goon face

the -_- facee .

yo i wanted to smash but i got cock blocked GOON FACE

by stefffffffiboooo July 30, 2010

goon digger

a female who pretends to be sexually interested in a man just to get at his goon supply, which he is usually carrying on his person at this time. When the female satisfies her goon cravings by consuming enough of his goon bag or somehow coming up with her own goon bag she will lose interest in the male

"your not just some goon digger interested in me only for my goon supplies are you ?"

by John Gould June 28, 2006

Goon sack

An Australian term for cask wine drank straight from the sack. A cheap way to get drunk quickly. Often the sack is then inflated, much to the amusement of the now quite drunk owner...

Mason: What you drinking this Friday night?
Tommy: Goon sack mate...

by goonsack September 26, 2010

goon rules

it's like
1.if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
2.You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
3.You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,

lil wayne-a milli

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!!
Motherfucker I'm ill

by MiZz eShA MaRiE October 14, 2008

Goon sack

A silver sack filled with cheap wine which is found within a cardboard box. Drunk by youths in Australia due to its low cost however it promtes vomiting due to its awful taste.

Hey, you want to get and get a goon sack and get maggot

by michellecats October 1, 2006

goonbag

an aussie slang term for the those cheap 4 liter wine containers. Due to the excessive drinking in the aboriginal territories and the silver plastic bag inside the carton
the term goonbag evolved.

"... come on everyone throw in a dollar, let´s get a goonbag."

by Backpackah May 6, 2008

goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006