GF

Something you dont have bruh

Guy 1: Hey your gf has an amazing ass
Guy2: What gf?
Guy 1: Hahaha you dint have a girlfriend

*guy one then receives the hardest kick in the balls after that*

GF by Anonymous_in_ur_ass;) April 6, 2026

Gf;) 

Something my brother will never get

#lonelylife
He'll never get one Lonely

guy 1:hey bro what you doing tonight
Guy 2: Idk I don't got a gf;) so probably nothing

Gf;) by Your mom gay:) January 13, 2021

GF Stamp 

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

GF Stamp by fruitermelon November 22, 2009

GF&D 

1. Can stand for get fucked and die. Used when telling someone off, insulting another and showing hatred for them, etc.

2. Can also be used, on a more happier note, to say get freaky and dance

1. pLaYa1236969: heyy bitch wanna fuck/1@?#!??
girl: gf&d

2. Guy: Wanna get on the dance floor?
Girl: Hells yeah! Let's GF&D!

GF&D by applejuicy91 August 1, 2005

GF Blocked 

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.

Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked

GF Blocked by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010

Gf day 

go get a gf or appreciate the one u have:)

"I love my girlfriend<3 its gf day!"

Gf day by urmomhasherpes October 8, 2020

GF Aggro 

Common World of Warcraft condition wherein a player's Girlfriend, wife, or significant other (GF) is or will become angry (Aggro) due to continued time in the game.

Them: LF Tank, quick VOA 25...

Me: no can do, GF Aggro. {/logout}

GF Aggro by Whisperwind Bahb July 30, 2009