crystal gems

A team of "gems" from Steven Universe who chose to protect Earth, while the "homeworld gems" wanted to colonize it.

"We are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day"

by -jozefa August 22, 2016

gerascophobia

fear of getting old

i suffer from gerascophobia

by tril-- May 23, 2011

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

by MojoLaG March 25, 2017

Gemms

One of the most stubborn people you will ever meet! But on the other hand she is beautiful even though she may not know it. She's funny, smart, and bad at dots. She's one of the best friends you could ask for, someone worthy of trust. She may have controversial opinions and not quite know when to stop talking; however her courage and willpower to stand by what she believes in is admirable. When you first meet her she may seem shy, however getting to know her is worth the time.

Person 1: “What’s Gemms doing?”
Person 2: “Not much, losing at uno...”
Person 1: “Classic Gemms!”

by Fairground Man February 1, 2019

Germanese

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.

"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Germanistan

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

by Smith Clark June 11, 2018