gergous

A frequent term used predominantly by mothers (or older relatives) that can’t spell.

Oh Christine, your new profile pic is gergous

by cornsyrupjj July 20, 2020

gerger wajid

when someone talks a lot all the time never seeming to run out of energy or any intention to shut the fuck up soon

guy 1: man this guy is on his phone going all gergergergerger
guy2: i know right we're in a crowded bus man dont be such a gerger wajid

by kyourstruliyo May 1, 2021

gerght

When someone eats an egg and monkey smoothie

“bro i just had a gerght, it was amazin”- Steve
“i like water”- Ron

by iloveghosts July 12, 2021

Gerge

Possibly between the ages of 13 - 25 these characters will say racist things, steal from others, manipulate, rape women, usually too smart, and more importantly be completely addicted to some sort of bad hobby. Either stealing data from companies and reselling it for pennies or creating social problems for others over things like being blocked on Facebook or being blocked in general. Gerge's are usually pretty attractive and are extremely kinky. Some Gerge's even enjoy sleeping with their friend's sisters and even flirting with the mother. Overall Gerge's can be a very useful asset to have in your life for they provide good insight and will only try to help you out if they care about you. However, the Gerge can be the worst thing you've ever come across and it'd be wise to stay away if you have no intention of trying to be friends.

I gotta block Gerge he's going to leak my nudes! Gerge is bullying me again! I gotta block him! Gerge spent five hours last night talking to me about life and how to improve myself. I gotta block him either way. Hey Gerge go mine some sulfur in Rust! I'm totally going to remove him from the group after this.

Typical Gerge thing to do.

by GERGERUINEDMYLIFE January 30, 2023

bat gergi

Autist, usually related to batman.

Bat Gergiii - I need bathelp!1!

by Ilaidjer August 2, 2016

Zack Gergin

A Gigachad with a Massive Shlong

"Hey have u seen Zack Gergin, he's packing a footlong GaHd DaYum"
"Bro his mum was all over Zack Gergin"
"You should check out Zack Gergin's website"

by Tom and Sams mum May 18, 2022

Gerge

A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.

We went for coffee and she told me a total Gerge story.

by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010