Garfunkle

Misspelled version of Garfunkel

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Garfunkel

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

by Tom Canty October 4, 2012

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

"I garfunkled your mother last night"

by Trevor May 10, 2003

garfunkled

When you vomit and climax at the same time.

I Garfunkled on her back

by UncleSlippery April 30, 2015

Garfunkleling

Another word for hot steamy sex, especially while watching the animal planet

Cody: Amanda, i was wondering if garfunkleling was on the agenda after cats 101 and before whale wars?
Amanda: Better make it quick.

by LiL Chef December 20, 2008

Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010