alt.geezer

n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.

Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.

User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.

Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.

by Usenut May 1, 2005

Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

by CaptainKirkToEnterprise March 16, 2010

slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet

"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂

by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017

British Geezer

father of the chav and roadman

loves football
watches east enders

"oi hes a good ol' british geezer"

by zaif12354 February 16, 2022

Geebag

A dislikable person, usually female.

"I can't believe that Geebag slept in jasons gaff"

by t1dylad January 15, 2004