Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.

Did you see that Gastonian being redneck?

by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010

Garçon

The french word for boy. Use it only with French people or else...
They just wont understand you.

-Mon garçon vien ici.
(My boy come here)
-Tu es un bon garçon
(Your a nice boy)

by Teh Vince July 18, 2006

garboni

ass hair

she has so much garboni, i thought they were my pubes!

by the pimp April 10, 2004

garwondler

gar-wund-lr (noun) - the taking of disseperate parts and combining them to form a single, unified entity. See also voltron.

Pangolin is the spoken language of the Garwondler.

oe - Bitch stoll my garwondler!

Ohran Ayyuce - RAD GARWONDLER is the sign of rapidly spreading architectural revolution.
this one will be broadcasted...

by Not Garpike November 14, 2006

Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!

you are seriously Gaston mate!

by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006