Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend
“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”
“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
by Father of fun February 17, 2022
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Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?
-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
by TheLord007 April 6, 2022
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The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
by Flamengo December 19, 2021
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You Mean So Much To Me Id Cut My Arm Off Just To Be With You Forever. I Think About You 24/7 All Your Doing Is Running Threw My Mind. I Hope You Understand How I Fell."
True Love Is Hard To Find, You Made It Easy Garrett
You Mean So Much To Me Id Cut My Arm Off Just To Be With You Forever. I Think About You 24/7 All Your Doing Is Running Threw My Mind. I Hope You Understand How I Fell."
True Love Is Hard To Find, You Made It Easy Garrett
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"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009
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"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
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"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
by Chilly December 13, 2004
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n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.
n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.
The 18 bodies discovered by U.S. troops in western Baghdad late on Tuesday had all been garroted and had their hands bound with plastic ties, police and hospital officials said.
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