gardner snake

the worlds largest snake... if you thought the snake was big, wait til you see the head. it shoots 'venom' out of its mouth hard enough to knock people out... once the gardner snake gets you in its sights, theres no escape.

OH NO! ITS COMING! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GARDNER SNAKE! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT! ITS GETTING READY TO BITE!

by i got owned by a gardner snake January 13, 2011

Gardner

Simply put, a Gardner is when a man hooks up with a girl who weighs more than he does.

Man, my friend Brett is always pulling Gardners every weekends.

by Mackenzie Howell October 21, 2006

Ghetto Garner

the most ghetto school in Emerica

Kendall and Josh go to Ghetto Garner.

by Kendall Presidente September 24, 2006

Gainer 360

A move that consists of performing a backflip while moving forward, and making a full 360 spin meanwhile.
Requires a lot of courage, and, if performed from a high place, is doesn`t require too much body strength, however, it also needs some coordination, and is better to try it after the backflip 360 is performed correctly.

That guy must have a lot of balls because he tried the Gainer 360

If you can do the Gainer 360, you are too cool for this world.

by blackbomber November 9, 2010

gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.

Your mom is my gardner buddy.

by ak039 February 27, 2011

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

Hot Gartner

After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.

I met this freaky bitch at a bar and Hot Gartnered the living shit out of her.

by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010