An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.
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1. A girl who is often arrogant and ignorant, and who nobody likes.
2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time
3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)
2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time
3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)
1/2. That girl at school is so full of herself! She's such a garbitch!
3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.
3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.
by Matt Abdul Jabar October 15, 2009
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Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!
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Get the Garfing mug.Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
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