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garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.
The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.
by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015
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Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.
by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009
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garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out
Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
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garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician
by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006
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gwarthock

A species of Internet Troll identified and described in "The Onion's Extremely Accurate History of the Internet, Part 6: Interactivity—Joining the Conversation About Hitler".

Identified by functionally illiterate, incoherent comments, lacking proper capitalization, punctuation, and usually containing an insult directed towards whoever they are addressing.
I was offering a rather successful counter-argument in a discussion, but then I got surrounded and shouted down by gwarthocks, and had to give up before I lost my composure.
by Richard Owen December 12, 2012
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garthathian

Connor is a garthathian
by Hdidndjdjbd September 28, 2015
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garrthegreat

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GarrTheGreat is the Garrest in all the kingdom.
by room 3 June 29, 2017
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