Gustav Mahler

An arrogant egoistical person of mediocre achievements who has been labeled as “genius” through some strange circumstance, but the reverence for whom will gradually go into oblivion.

Some person: I just read this amazing 10000 page novel by blank.
Other person: what was it about?
Some person: some Czech guy’s summer in a secluded valley with a Schack.
Other person: that author must be such a Gustav Mahler.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed

carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance

by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016

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Gustav

Gustav is a name that means penis

I have a Gustav

Your Gustav is so smal

by Gustav December 11, 2016

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Gustav

The sexiest guy you have ever seen. Not even God can beat his awesomness. But when you think you can just call him sexy and leave, you're dead. He doesnt stop until you two are in the bed.

Did you really think it stopped there. He also loves the best team in the world. DIF

God Gustav

by Gustavramso December 13, 2016

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Gustav

Gustav is the god of all worlds. Gustav is life. Gustav is love. Gustav will take everything from you. Gustav will take your girl. Gustav will take your children. Gustav will take you as a slave.

Wow there is a Gustav.

Hide your girl or he will steal her.
No, no, no.

I didnt have time.
Now I have lost my girl.

by MeGurre December 16, 2019

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