Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021

GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)

Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!

by averageMale_z August 14, 2022

Gru

Most handsome man alive.

“Gru is so sexy with his minion army!”

by beachbro88 June 6, 2023

Gru material gorl

Gru the ultimate yassified baddie who stole the moon who is slaying

woman: have you seen Gru material gorl?
Person: yasssss he is a yassified baddie

woman: yes he us a baddie material gorl slay

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

gru

In german another word for „Du“ (in english: „you“)

„was machst gru so heute?“
„und gru?“

by eifohneseif March 3, 2022

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019