golf

of superior quality to anything in comparison, to diminish everything it is compared to.

Whoa... that's so golf.

by lukehodges August 4, 2010

Golf

It’s not a sport

your not an athlete either

I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me

Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere

yup I play golf

by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019

Golf

The sport of queers

Gays enjoy golf

by Curry chicken November 7, 2019

Golf

The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.

Man golfing sucks. Why not use all that land for fucking stores and houses and shit.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Golf

1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.

2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.

1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.

2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.

by NegroDameus July 26, 2011

golf

flog spelled backwards

annaw yaly emos flog

*for those of u who do not understand read backwards"

by MrHaT July 1, 2003

golf

that white runny stuff that you put in your tea.

nip to the shop and get a pint of golf for us....

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003