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Gideon

Above average intelligence but does not care enough and an introvert.
Often pathetic.
He is so pathetic, definitely a gideon
by Zenku_81 September 2, 2021
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Gideon

Russian, filipino commander of the red army 1911-1990 raised by hitler and stalin later reborned in 2005, served in the soviet union during ww2, and cold war. Hates jews, dosent like chemistry and quinlan, also creator of the Tiger 9 super heavy tank. And a professional chamber gasser. Also in love with ruka, a japanese 20 year old girl raised by hirohito and hitler during ww2. Them both are experts at any gun related combat situations. And both affiliated with RCMF spec ops forces in russia and germany. Trained there in 2008 to get retrained to get back in the feild. And both have hatred torwards chemistry and jews.
by RFMF November 22, 2021
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Gideon

A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.

Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 23, 2022
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Gideon

Tiny-Hiney

He is good at giving art massage
Oh, have you tried an art massage by Gideon?
by TikaLarisska November 21, 2021
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Gideon

A dude who likes green and looks like a dad who has a husband.
Hey, I know this dude named Gideon who like men and green.
by TryMeGideon September 22, 2024
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Gideon

Prettiest girl ever, most definitely a psycho, smart girl who likes to hide it. Great singer/ singwriter, DEFINITELY GAY
Gideon is the gayest bitch Ik
by Anna banana628 July 18, 2022
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Gideon

A guy that lives in Vegas and loves himself.
by Theeerealthickshady February 27, 2025
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