by thot eliminator March 13, 2018
tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012
by TDYVK September 14, 2011
When you talk to someone on MSN as if you are in a relationship, however in the real world you either never see each other or your relationship is much different and possibly awkward.
by Ranga O_o December 16, 2009
the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.
We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.
5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.
5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.
by fruitermelon November 9, 2009
The only person in the world that can make you happy. The one person always there for you and help you kill creepers and zombies. The most angelic thing you’ll ever find
My minecraft gf is the best
by xoxo,gossipgirly April 22, 2019