gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

by qxan December 9, 2008

gentrification

When uppity white people move into a ghetto and take over the real estate, which fucks over the current residents. Usually followed by the opening of a shit ton of Starbucks, Nordstroms, and Whole Foods.

Uppity white mom: excuse me, where can I find kale and quinoa around here?
local resident: fuck, this gentrification shit needs to stop

by aintnostoppingmenow November 17, 2014

Gentrification

When you buy a house that hasn’t been painted in 30 years and finally put some paint on that thing.

All these yuppies are contributing to gentrification in my neighborhood with their mid-century gray tones and turquoise accents.

by Trololol trolololol October 13, 2018

gently down the stream

When you don't want to row the boat

Would you rather row your boat, or gently down the stream?

by Nickhenrick April 8, 2017

Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

by Noir July 25, 2009

Gentrifier

What people who have lived in a place for more than 5 years call people who have lived in a place for less than 5 years.

"This neighborhood used to be so real before all those gentrifiers moved in." (Generally said by someone who grew up in the suburbs, probably in a different state).

by Baltimore March 28, 2015

gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003