Fustigio

A random "comeback" insult for someone to make up and pretend it really means something.

>Counseler: "Brian, you know this degenerate?"
>>Peter: "Degenerate, huh?! Yeah, well you're a fustigio! That's right, I can make up words too sister!"

by The Hobophobic May 15, 2003

fusted

short for "fucking busted", similar to fugly.

Damn that bitch is fusted.

by F. Usted March 23, 2006

Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007

Fuster Cluck

A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.

Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by weave September 22, 2003

Fustard

The combination of Fucking + Bastard

Man you are the biggest FUSTARD!

by BoredFilo June 19, 2006

fustigation

A super awesome alternative-punk band from Northern California, based in Willits. They have Thomas Kovilakath on Guitar and lead vocal, Jacob Martin on Bass, Sugarbunny on drums, and Dustin Meinecke on keyboards and other vocal. They're pretty cool, check out their website, www.fustigation.net

Hey girl, I'd love to help you cheat on your boyfriend, but I have to go see Fustigation play, and buy their new CD, "At least it has Sharp edges"

by Jaustin April 7, 2005