fuckwit

Someone who cluelessly increases the noise-to-signal ratio on Urban Dictionary with hundreds of useless entries.

"1. Figga

A fake ass Nigga

All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)

by Grinning Cat January 31, 2017

fuckwit

meaning someone who is a fuck and has no wit

" you are a fuckwit, fuckwit"

by fuckwit November 24, 2004

FUCKWIT

a person who is an absolute shitface whore never EVER HANG OUT WITH THEM OR YOU WILL LOSE EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT AND MAYBE YOU'RE COCK.

FUCKWIT: hi!

ANYONE: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

by SPIKYBALLS March 15, 2013

fuckwit

One who cannot spell carrying. (see above)

One who has extreme difficulty carring out the simplest of tasks, such as remebering to go to work and breathing.

by PT May 16, 2003

fuckwit

One who is so dim, he does his best to advertise the fact by choosing online names such as 'Buggerlugs' to describe himself.

Hi, I'm Buggerlugs, and I remain a fuckwit.

by Scientist July 31, 2005

fuckwit

A fucking dimwit. Someone that has no clue (sometimes a retard ) They get the piss taken out of them, and sometimes act thick on occasions. Usually a nice person, but can be retarded or disabled.

Jimmy : Corr, its hot in here!
Jake : You fucking dimwit, its an oven!
Jimmy : I never knew that!
Jake : Well then your a bit thick then arent you, Fuckwit!

by Kieran Th July 20, 2006

fuckwit

A disliked person who does stupid or irritating things.

The fuckwit cut me off at the intersection.

by m222 October 2, 2006