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VERB
1. Intrans. To purposefully provoke, annoy or antagonize a person or group.

NOUN
1. An individual who uses this term as a verb.
1. "Yo, don't fuckwit ICP!"
2. "That fuckwit listens to ICP"
A person with little interest in anything other than themselves and who possess no capacity to drive in only one lane at a time. The fuckwit may be observed in all walks of life. When unsure of an individual's status, proceed with caution, and try to think "Look out, there's a fuckwit about."
Fuckwits cannot see you, so always keep them in front of you. Fuckwits have no capacity for thought or observation, either driving a car or walking in a shopping mall.
fuckwit by jazzer July 30, 2005
an utterly British word used to exhibit arrogance and a sense of superiority over the intended victim of this jagged barb,but instead it comes off as though the hurler of this epithet has a severe inferiority complex

comparable to the word yank
American (in a sarcastic tone): "oh yes you are sooo superior,you're wit is amazing"..."what?"..."oh yes YANK,would you like one"?..."go ahead,have a yank"..."YANK this"!!
1. A person, or people whose intelligence stems from an immoral place. (Usually referring to the rich/ upper class/aristocratic.)
2. The constant lack of distinction from right and wrong.
3. Consistently making the wrong/ bad/ immoral decision. (Especially when referring to means of achieving financial gain or status.)
a. The dirty politician is a "fuckwit" for stuffing the ballot box.
b. Achieving success through "fuckwitted" means.
c. His "fuckwit" father knew the game was fixed.
Fuck*wit: bad* wit,
fucked* intelligence,
A “fucked up” form of cleverness.
A “messed up” way of thinking.
fuckwit by Bea June 20, 2005
A pseudo-intellectual Indian Communist typically of Bengali or Mallu descent.
Women of this breed can be identified by their bitchy attitude and fake feminism (also a big red Bindi in some cases).
Men of this breed can be identified by their bitchy attitude and hypocrisy.
Their hatred of their own Hindu lineage is matched equally by their love and affinity towards Islam and Pakistan.
Proclaim themselves to be secular but quickly run away when questioned regarding their Hinduphobic stance.
When confronted with logic and sense will simply call you a Bhakt and start shouting or slither away like a cockroach.
Amit: Hey, did you read Arundhati Roy's comments about WC Abhinandan handover incident? She calls Imran Khan a statesman and Modi a warmonger.
Vishal: dude, she's a fuckwit and looks like a diaper stain
fuckwit by amitesh1 March 4, 2019
A person who cannot grasp the normallity of life
ffs what a fuckwit
fuckwit by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003