fuckerbutt

A term of endearment commonly used when drunk.

Guy:(bumping into female friend) Hey, sorry.
Girl: (slurred speech)Oh... you're fuckerbutt. I love you.

by RadicallyKylie December 7, 2007

fucktruck

someone who disperses the qualities of being an amazingly annoying piece of shit

friend: "Hey, did you get the geometry homework from yesterday?"
you: 'no you fucktruck stop bothering me for the shit you're too lazy to do yourself"
friend: lmao tru
you: ded lol

by riplucifer June 9, 2016

fucktrumpet

n. one who makes mouth-noises resembling fornicating with a brass musical instrument.

c'mon man don't be a fucktrumpet

Wow seth mcfarlane was being a serious fucktrumpet on the oscars

by acualy-is-tuba-palyer February 25, 2013

fucktrophy

the resulting bastard child,from a one night stand,between a bar slut and what ever cock she can drag home

hey you dirty legged whore, wanna go in half on a fuck trophy? or is that your fucktrophy or did you barrow the little bastard from some other slut?

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 24, 2007

Fuck-Trout

noun; Pertaining to 'an undesirable' female; One that embodies the essence of a 'fuck-trout.'She that would be readily distinguished as a 'fuck-trout.'

"That fuck-trout has the face of a fuck-trout."

by T. Horsecollar March 26, 2006

Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.

1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!

by 1BMF January 2, 2010

fuckernutter

A person that has sexual relations with wooden objects.

You are such a fuckernutter I bet those cigar indian carvings get you off?

by mike signorelli October 27, 2003