The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.
Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.
Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.
1.
Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?
2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.
Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?
2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.
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In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
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Get the in vino fuckitas mug.Shortened version of the words 'fuck' and 'it', used when the words are spoken in rapid succession. The speaker is expressing dismay at his situation.
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Get the fuckit mug.insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.
local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!
passer by: fuckwit fred!
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by poofta June 15, 2007
Get the fuckwitt mug.A device for smoking marijuana. Normally used when nothing else can be found (ie. papers, a bowl, bong, etc) Fuckits usually consist of tinfoil and/or a plastic bottle.
-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.
-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.
"Dude, I can't find the bowl... or the papers....."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."
"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."
"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."
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