Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

fuckball

An "interesting" and unusual insult to someone you really hate.

"Fuck you, fuckball." Ray Barboni / Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty (1995)

by solid_119 June 14, 2006

holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

fuckbang

another word for the act of sexual intercourse

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!

by Oz March 27, 2003

fuckbuggered

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate

A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".

by Dieter Palmito May 17, 2014

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

by Some1One July 28, 2015