monkey fucked

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

by brons December 30, 2007

monkey fuck

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from

person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

Monkey Fuck

similar to a cluster fuck. However this only fequires one person.

dude your work looks like a monkey fuck.

by Pee Wee May 1, 2003

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009

Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

Monkey Fuck

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006