by TEQWAR November 17, 2015
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Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.
It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.
It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.
by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011
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"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"
"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"
by Jimjam August 4, 2013
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For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.
For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.
"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"
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Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
by Daws February 28, 2009
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2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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