Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

by Global Sufi September 23, 2006

frothy walrus

All of the definitions for this are wrong, because they are saying when semen leaves the nose--that would be more like an Alaskan firecracker, white and red pouring out. Walruses have tusks coming from their mouths. When receiving a blow job, the guy comes in the persons mouth (hey, let's support equality) and then slaps the giver in the stomach, making the jizz run out of both sides of their mouth and making tusks of jizz.

You should have seen your mom when I gave her a frothy walrus and then followed by ripping the anal beads out like I was starting a chainsaw!

by dickdarrel May 13, 2016

frothy walrus

After ejaculating into your partner's mouth, cover their lips with your hand and then whisper "I have syphilis" into their ear. The shock of the statement should cause the semen to shoot out of their nose and drip down their chin...thus creating walrus like tusks.

As Jane stared in disbelief at Dick, the foamy frothy walrus discharge dripping from her chin, she realized that she had become the victim of quite possibly the frothiest walrus of all time.

by The Baron of Kakkalakee July 7, 2008

frothy love pudding

Sean Connery-esque term for a pleasantly milky and tumescent vagina.

"I stuck my purple-headed warrior in her frothy love pudding." Probably Sean Connery

by Biggles B. Woggledick October 20, 2015

frothy walrus

A sexual position in which a man first performs anal sex on his female counterpart. The female then proceeds to give the man a blow job and when the man is ready to ejaculate he sticks his penis really deep in the woman's throat so that when he ejaculates a frothy brownish white mixture flows out each nostril of the woman's nose making two "tusks". Hence the name "frothy walrus".

Derek: Dude did you hear what Jimbo did with his gal last night?

Hank: Nah man what did he do?

Derek: He did the frothy walrus!

by Darryl Hardy July 15, 2014

frothy walrus

As a result of a certain set of individuals love for the term "frothy walrus" already defined on this fine site, a group of collegians at an undisclosed Augustinian private university created a character in NHL09 Be A Pro mode named "Frothy Walrus." Perhaps the finest player to ever grace the ice, Froth-star gives walrus tusks to all opposing players and coaches he faces with his devastating arsenal of moves and his 99/99/99/99 shooting attributes. Simply known as "The Walrus," he is the greatest player in the history of hockey in this alternate reality, registering numerous seasons with 200+ goals.

Ex1) Frothy Walrus wears number 99, even though it was retired by the NHL. The Great One insisted he wear it.
Ex2) Frothy Walrus just put one top left shelf against Marty. I think I see a pair of tusks forming under Brodeur's nose.

by TheProcrastinator February 23, 2009

frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.

eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude

by hex_ten December 23, 2004