kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter
by David's son Richard February 16, 2008
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Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.
The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.
by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019
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Fritter Lifing

Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.

Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.
by Milky786 May 22, 2023
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Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
by pow3rup^ January 30, 2022
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 06, 2022
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fairy fritter

that’s a fairy fritter
by Anonymous 12939 November 14, 2021
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Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.
I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.
by Milky786 May 21, 2023
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