Fergus

Literally the most gorgeous man on the planet - without exception.

"You know, he's good looking but he's no Fergus!"

by squishy_wishy September 4, 2013

Fergie

The fergie is when a girl with a really hairy vagina sits on a guys face with his mouth open and queefs into his mouth.

Bianca did the fergie on Raymond, then he threw up!

by mcnastyAZ March 31, 2009

Fergie Time

-Descriptive.

1. Fergie Time -

Any amount of time, in any football (soccer) match, which has been added on, in addition to the added time (injury time) that had already been prescribed at the end of the 90 minutes.

Any amount of time that a match is played after the said amount of added time, is referred to as 'Fergie Time'

(Added time of 3 minutes has been announced, play carries on after 93 minutes, player scores on 95 minutes)

"WHAT THE FUCK! NO!!! ADDED TIME HAS FINISHED! FOR FUCK SAKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?"

"Tut, that's two minutes of Fergie time right there"

by Toast is what I like the most September 22, 2009

dirty ferg

an extremely dirty whore who's cunt looks like an old arby's roast beef and cheddar sandwiched in a catchers mit.

Man my cousin told me dat bitch is a "dirty ferg"

by george sandbar February 17, 2004

ferguling

Fumbling for keys

Barney's dad was ferguling while Barney waited.

From How I met your Mother "Legendaddy"

by Jumperjatt July 1, 2011

Fergus Falls

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever

I just froze to death in Fergus Falls

by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011

fergie

Former singer of the Black Eyed Peas. Atrociously overrated, talentless, full of herself hip-hop star with a proclivity to pee herself on stage while performing. Butt ugly to boot but thought by many to be extremely attractive.

Sadly, also the nickname of a certain British royalty who gets my undying condolences for sharing her nickname with such awful trash.

Typical 18 year old chick: Like OMG girl did you hear Fergie is coming here for a concert?!

Typical 18 year old chick's friend: Like no way sister! Let's pee ourselves, put on 150 pounds of make up and put on trashy urban slutty clothing before we go!

by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007