farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.

I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.

by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009

fartificial

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.

Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.

by claudel November 10, 2009

fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.

Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!

by ImCarterTHof January 11, 2014

Fartisha

Farts a lot but is usually a really nice person. They can be very sensitive sometimes and can let their anger out at you. This doesn’t happen very often though. Fartisha’s tend to be very trendy and have a great fashion sense. If you are friends with a Fartisha, she will always be there for you.

“Wow, Fartisha has been my friend for 5 years!”
“She yelled at me for no reason”
“Oh, I’m sure she didn’t mean it.”

by Ivyaday appba November 10, 2020

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022