Flaccid Energy

Someone who displays weak or low confidence energy. They do not make power moves.

The guy at the bar waited until I left to tell my friend he thought I was cute instead of coming up to me. That’s some Flaccid energy

by BudayBrandi April 3, 2019

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

frack snack

a term of exclamation, used when frick or even plain ol frack just don’t work anymore.

What the frack snack is going on here ;
This is frack snacking amazing

by jimison February 6, 2019

Frickity Frack

A way of not swearing and gaining yourself a catch phrase. It is a brilliant word and anyone to use this word is a freakin queen and you should worship them with all your time and money. Especially if their name starts with M, in this case you may as well sacrifice yourself for them, they are so worthy and amazing. YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD!

I dropped my phone
"Frickity Frack"

by Stars and Moons March 11, 2021

Flaccid Flacco

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation

While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.

by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010

flaccid argument

(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it

My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.

Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.

by briell3 March 2, 2010

The Flaccid Joey

The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.

While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013