Ford

A cheaply built replica of old dodges

Driving a ford is like fuckin a goat, its ok till someone sees you

You know why ford tints their windows? so dodge drivers can drive them and not be ashamed

by Dodge man December 28, 2004

Ford

To put it simply; A PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Fords are shit.
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Failed On Race Day
Fucked Over Rusty Drivetrain
Found Owned by Redneck Dumbasses
Found On Road Ditch

How would you like to join me for a public burning of the Ford Motor Company?

by Gatman April 24, 2006

Ford

Fag
Operated
Road
Device

First
On
Race
Day...to the pits!

Ford Mustang GT 5.0?
Go ahead and get killed
by my Suzuki GSX-R 1.0!
I thought there was no replacement
for displacement?!
Three words: Revolutions Per Minute
Cars are for bitches!

by Got Rice?? September 13, 2005

Ford

Fucked
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Road
Dead

Ford
Owners
Risk
Death

Today while driving my new VZ Commodore i drove past 20 shitty Flawed Falcons stranded on the side of the road.

by Someone Else March 16, 2005

Ford

Cars designed for shirt-lifters

love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!

by george December 20, 2003

Ford

man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay

fucking morons

by noneedforaname February 1, 2004

Ford

A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!

Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure

by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003