fondita fart

A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.

OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.

by La Fondita February 11, 2008

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

fonzie

To kick or punch something broken to fix it.

The jukebox works fine once you give it a little fonzie.

by styzzo April 28, 2004

Fansign

A sign made by a fan,or a friend,with someones name or Nickname.
usually on a piece of paper or body part

-"Sarah make me a fansign (: I'll do one for you"

-"Okay Make mine say Sarah is swaggin'!"

by T.M & co. October 17, 2009

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003