Fakespect

Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.

Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.

by LLIAB November 24, 2010

Fakespert

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

Geri flakes

Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.

When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.

by twistedRN April 15, 2018

hot water and flakes

Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.

Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE

At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud

by I<3Head February 10, 2020

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011

Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

by Hambone74 September 8, 2018